December 6, 2005 DUE TO THE ADVENT OF THE "AGE OF PHOTOGRAPHY" I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS SITE NOW CONTAINS 100 PERCENT MORE PHOTOGRAPHS
December 6, 2005 I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WON'T BE UPDATING THE SITE FOR AWHILE
December 5, 2005 I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE BROKEN A RIB
December 3, 2005 I HAVE BEEN TO NEW NORSK CITY
November 19, 2005 WRITE ME IF
YOU'VE MET JOHNATHAN BOROFSKY SO I CAN ADD YOU INTO THE MARGIN OF THE ARTICLE I JUST READ
November 13, 2005 LUV[SIC] AT SOMEBODY'S EVERGREEN STATE DORM ROOM THIS FRIDAY. EMAIL FOR MORE INFO
November 6, 2005 REMIND ME TO BUY SOME KITTIE LITTER TODAY
November 5, 2005 LATEST OPERA NEWS
October 31, 2005 "HOLMES MOSTLY REJECTED THE DOCTRINE OF "SUBSTANTIVE DUE PROCESS" AND THE IDEA THAT THE CONSTITUTION IMPOSES CERTAIN SUBSTANTIVE VALUES ON THE POLITICAL PROCESS, THOUGH HE FAMOUSLY MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR GOVERNMENT ACTION THAT MADE HIM "PUKE.""
October 23, 2005 YOU ARE LIVING IN GATTACA
October 17, 2005 SURPRISED TO FIND THAT WOOLF'S "ON BEING ILL" IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR FREE ONLINE? PROVE ME WRONG
October 8, 2005 NOTHING DAY
October 1, 2005 CAPTAIN CRULLER HAD A TASTE IN HIS MOUTH OF EGGS
September 21, 2005 NEW SITE DESIGN REEKS OF THE BOURGEOISIE
September 17, 2005 DUANE EDDY WAS SO RESTRAINED, NO ONE COULD TELL IF HE WAS GOOD
September 16, 2005 DONALD JUDD SAYS THAT THE SOUNDTRACK TO ALL OF HIS SCULPTURES IS DUANE EDDY
September 10, 2005 CRAYON SERIES BEGINS ON THE MAIN PAGE AND WILL CONTINUE FOR 13 WEEKS. THE CRAB CLAW SERIAL MAY TAKE A BREAK FOR AWHILE
September 8, 2005 BIBLE AUTHORS?!?!?!
September 4, 2005 BEGINNING A STUDY OF HOW TRANSLATORS HAVE TRANSLATED THE FIRST WORD OF BEOWULF. SO FAR: "HARK!" "YES!" "SO."
August 28, 2005 ANNE AND STEVE WILL PERFORM AT A ZINE RELEASE PARTY WEDNESDAY AUG 31 AT GALLERY 1412, WHICH IS LOCATED AT 1412 18TH AVE, CAPITOL HILL, SEATTLE
August 16, 2005 FUTILITY IS TRANSIENT
August 10, 2005 FUCK EVERYTHING THAT CONTAINS THE REALIZATION OF MY DESIRES
July 31, 2005 FLIMSY CAVERN WILL BE AT THE PORTLAND ZINE SYMPOSIUM NEXT SATURDAY
July 26, 2005 THIS AFTERNOON WHILE EATING MEAT I SAID TO MY CAT, "IF YOU WERE BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS FROM ME I WOULDN'T LET YOU LIVE WITH ME"
July 24, 2005 FROM THE DIARY OF ALBRECHT DURER: "AND I WENT TO LADY MARGARET'S AND SHOWED HER MY EMPEROR, AND WOULD HAVE PRESENTED IT TO HER, BUT SHE SO DISLIKED IT THAT I TOOK IT AWAY WITH ME."
July 12, 2005 THEME AND VARIATIONS ON THE NOTE I WROTE ON MY HAND:
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There GOr
Webil
Therebor
Wp 611
Theive GOr
Wp Gll
These 601
VoGil
Thaebor
Wobil
Thane GOl
We all
Thar GOr
July 8, 2005 WITH THE BEJUNGLER YOU CAN BEJUNGLE ALMOST ANYTHING
July 6, 2005 "THERE WERE INEVITABLE REFERENCES TO WITTGENSTEIN: ACCORDING TO LEGEND THEY MET ONCE, IN A LYONS CORNER HOUSE IN CAMBRIDGE, BUT IT IS NOT KNOWN WHAT IF ANYTHING WAS SAID; PROBABLY EACH REMAINED SILENT."
July 3, 2005 LEARN TO SIGHTSING FROM THIS 1894 MANUAL, AVAILABLE AT SPL CENTRAL BRANCH
July 2, 2005 THIS MONTH'S UNIVOCALIC BY CHRISTIAN BOK: "MIGHT VIRGIL FIND BLISS IMPLICIT IN THIS PRIMITIVISM?"
July 1, 2005 PLAY IN C WITH A LOVED ONE (DOWNLOAD .PDF HERE)
June 30, 2005 FINALLY ADDED THAT DEFUNCT LINKS PAGE I'M ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
June 29, 2005 CONFIDENCE MUST BE DEVELOPED: "WHATEVER BE THE METHOD OF PRESENTING THE ELEMENTS OF THE SUBJECT, THE SUREST ROAD TO GROWTH IS THROUGH ACTUAL PERFORMANCE OF A GREAT NUMBER OF CAREFULLY GRADED TASKS."
June 28, 2005 AS WATER FILLS YOUR SCREAMING MOUTH
May 29, 2005 WE WERE AT THE OLYMPIA COMICS FESTIVAL YESTERDAY
May 22, 2005 WE'LL BE AT THE OLYMPIA COMICS FESTIVAL ON SATURDAY
May 21, 2005 DID MR. YUCK ACTUALLY TASTE IT, OR IS HE JUST IMAGINING HOW IT WOULD TASTE?
May 14, 2005 SOME ADDITIONS TO THE MUSIC PAGE
May 13, 2005 THAT'S THE BOSTON POWER OF TEA!
May 8, 2005 THE UNIVERSAL ANTIQUARIAN
May 6, 2005 "WE DON'T NEED FOUCAULT TO REMIND US THAT ENDINGS ARE PRECIPITATES FROM EPISTEMIC RUPTURES INDUCING RADICAL BREAKS WITHIN POWER-KNOWLEDGE MACHINES."
April 24, 2005 MELVILLE AND THE DUNCES OF THE PAST
April 17, 2005 LISTEN TO ME PLAY TROMBONE, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I REALLY THINK
April 10, 2005 FOR WHEN YOU DRIVE, THE "FREE RIGHT." FOR WHEN YOU PLAY CHESS, "CASTLING."
April 2, 2005 SPECIAL "NEWSWATCHER" DOWNLOADABLE IMAGE AVAILABLE NOW--THE SOUVENIR MEMORIAL CRAB CLAW COMIC TEMPLATE: A 300-DPI, PRINT-QUALITY, 4-PANEL TICKET TO SELF-AMAZEMENT. ENJOY THIS PREMIUM
March 27, 2005 I'M A "FEVERIST" !!! MANIFESTO TO FOLLOW
March 20, 2005 MY OZZIE DREAM VS. MY OZZIE IDEAL
March 13, 2005 TO SUM (VIZ. OLSON): "GET ON WITH IT, KEEP MOVING, KEEP IN, SPEED, THE NERVES, THEIR SPEED, THE PERCEPTIONS, THEIRS, THE ACTS, THE SPLIT SECOND ACTS, THE WHOLE BUSINESS, KEEP IT MOVING AS FAST AS YOU CAN, CITIZEN."
March 5, 2005 NEW CCC SERIAL BEGINS.
February 27, 2005 DID YOU HEAR ON NPR? B.F. MADE UP THE THING ABOUT THE KITE, KEY, AND LIGHTNING
February 20, 2005 "THE LIGHT WAS JUST RIGHT, AND THE ANGLE, AND THE IMAGINATION!"
February 5, 2005 DO YOU ENJOY BEING CAREFUL?
February 2, 2005 HAD ANOTHER DREAM WHERE I WAS JUST WANDERING AROUND SOMEPLACE
January 22, 2005 CELEBRATE THE KUNITZ CENTENNIAL
January 21, 2005 DIGITALIZE - DIGITAL LIES - DIGITAL LIVES
January 19, 2005 REVIVE YOUR SCREAM
January 9, 2005 "FROM OUT OF LENNY'S HEAD THERE CAME A LITTLE FAT OLD WOMAN." "FROM OUT OF LENNY'S HEAD THERE CAME A GIGANTIC RABBIT"
January 5, 2005 NEW EGAN ALBUM ON TAPE MOUNTAIN--MAIL OR FREE DOWNLOAD
January 2, 2005 YOU PROBABLY THINK WE HAVE GREAT STUFF IN MIND FOR 2005 FOR THIS WEBSITE
December 27, 2004 E.T. HEAL THYSELF
December 20, 2004 SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND EVIDENCE OF KIDNEY STONES IN A 7,000-YEAR-OLD EGYPTIAN MUMMY
December 8, 2004 MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FBI DAY. ALSO: "BUDDHISSIMO!"
December 4, 2004 LRL RLR RRLLRRLLRRL RLR LRL LLRR LLRR RRLL RRL
December 2, 2004 ANYONE KNOW ABOUT EAGLE MIGRATION? E-MAIL US WHAT YOU KNOW
November 28, 2004 "DO WHATEVER, GIRL!"
November 24, 2004 WE ARE YOU - GLORIFIED BE ME - LA LA LA - NO NO NO
November 17, 2004 FLIMSY CAVERN UP ON TAPE MOUNTAIN
November 17, 2004 'VE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW PSILOCYBIN DISPROVES DARWIN? IT'S C-R-Y-M-E!
November 14, 2004 WATCH HISTORY COME ALIVE! THE PUBLIC IS INVITED TO WATCH HISTORY COME ALIVE
November 7, 2004 IT TURNS OUT THAT HOBBES AND LA
ROCHEFOUCAULD WERE PARTLY RIGHT ABOUT HUMAN NATURE
November 1, 2004 MUSIC UP ON THE MUSIC PAGE
October 29, 2004 GOT A BUNCH OF OLD RAY BOLGER CELEBRITY WHISKBROOMS; REASONABLE PRICE; FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED
October 15, 2004 HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO SCARED THAT I RAN AND HID IN THE ROOM WITH ALL THE CHILDREN?
October 10, 2004 WHAT YOU SAY HAS THE "RING" OF TRUTH ABOUT IT; YES, IT "RINGS" TRUE, HAHA! also: I ATE TOO MUCH PIE
October 7, 2004 NEW LUV[SIC] ALBUM: SOUND MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT
October 3, 2004 COMMUNITY POND SCUM SCRAPE THIS WED
October 2, 2004 WORKING ON "HIDDEN DUNE"; TAKING "DUNE" AND BLACKING OUT SOME PAGES